Greetings from the FUTURE!!
I, Doctor Ivan Madelbrot Paranoid, will reveal the hidden secrets of the Multiverse and expand your poor primitive minds with the use of giggle giving, comical song music! Prepare yourself for the upcoming Singularity by filling your archaic, ignorant, monkey brains here with the rich, creamery knowledge of TRUTH!
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